The Anti-Turn-The-Other-Cheek Cheddar

Are you ready for a different kind of ? Well then, here we go. This week or month's cheese is all about smackage and who gets some. So, stretch out your fingers, flex your palm and get your smacking hand ready because it is time to get the X out!

1. What tv host would you most like to smack right upside the head?
2. What sports personality would you most like to smack right upside the the head?
3. What media personality would you most like to smack upside the head?
4. What political figure would you most like to smack upside the head?
5. What musical figure would you most like to smack upside the head?
6. Which two politicos would you most like to see in a cage match to the death? (i.e. win/win since one ain't coming out)
7. Which two public figures would you most like to see in a cage match to the death?
8. Who on planet Earth should be put in a rocket and shot into the sun?