New Member Q's for This Week's Cheddar X-pression

Jim from Snooze Button Dreams' timing couldn't be better with his questions from both himself and his lovely wife. I've been busy as hell with work and this ridiculous soap opera sublet nightmare that I'm hoping to wake up from on Monday with a clean slate and no more headaches.

But enough grousing from me, how's about we get to this week's bunch of questions guaranteed to make the Friday Five blanch with envy and then go and hide behind its momma's skirts because we dare to ask the questions that they only wish they had the courage to ask.
So, cue the theme music, pop a fresh barley pop and settle in for this week's series.

1. What animated cartoon character best represents you? (and Ryan, you cannot say Stripperella!)
2. What is your dream date?
3. What are your politics?
4. What is the most despicable thing you have done to another person?
4a. My addendum to this: What's the most despicable thing you've done and gotten away with?
5. What is the nicest thing you have done for another person?

Have at it! And don't forget to post a note in the comments when you're up on your site.
And spread the word about the Cheddar! More Cheddar is More Better!
And wear a hat if you're going out.
And wear clean underwear too!