The Cheddar is Coming, The Cheddar is Coming!

Its a shiny new year and the hard working staff at the has been hard at work to bring you better Cheddar.
A new concept is being begun, a MadLibs Cheddar X. Yes, this first week is a cheater MadLibs that's a redirect to the MadLibs site but future versions will be all Cheddar, all the time.

But enough about that, let's get into the cheese of the Cheddar X, this week's questions.
From Snooze Button Dreams
1. Do you have a pet name for your significant other? If so, how did it come about?
And the rest are my own.
2. What was your favorite cartoon growing up? What's your favorite cartoon now?
3. What is your best way to save money?
4. What was your most frivolous purchase in the last couple of months?
5. What word would you like to see banished from use forever?
6. What is the strangest thing about someone that has attracted you? (I.e. the way someone walked, the way they chewed, along those lines)
7. What was your most memorable New Year's Eve? Why?

And now......
MadLibs ala Cheddar X
MadLibs brought to the Cheddar X by Madlibs. Take your word list and plug them into this page to get a short story based on an excerpt from The Catcher in the Rye.
Because I had to go and look them up to make sure, some definitions.
adverb - The part of speech that modifies a verb, adjective, or other adverb. Any of the words belonging to this part of speech, such as so, very, and rapidly.
adjective - The part of speech that modifies a noun or other substantive by limiting, qualifying, or specifying and distinguished in English morphologically by one of several suffixes, such as -able, -ous, -er, and -est, or syntactically by position directly preceding a noun or nominal phrase. Any of the words belonging to this part of speech, such as white in the phrase a white house.
noun - The part of speech that is used to name a person, place, thing, quality, or action and can function as the subject or object of a verb, the object of a preposition, or an appositive. Any of the words belonging to this part of speech, such as neighbor, window, happiness, or negotiation.
verb - The part of speech that expresses existence, action, or occurrence in most languages. Any of the words belonging to this part of speech, as be, run, or conceive. A phrase or other construction used as a verb.

Come up with these words and then plug them in at the link above:
Adverb
Verb
Verb in the past tense
Adjective
Plural Noun
A fictional character
An undesirable noun
Verb
Noun
Verb in the present tense ending in s
Plural Noun
Number
Plural Noun
Adjective
Adjective
Noun

I'm open to aid on the MadLibs idea, either coming up with stories to plug the words into or whatever people feel like doing to help.
And that's it, the first of 2004!